Murphy's Law

What a morning its been so far. It was drizzling outside so I thought I might take the dog and turtle out. The dog had to go potty and the turtle usually loves the rain. It was totally quiet and peaceful out there with no one in sight but after about three minutes, the turtle still wouldn't come out of his shell and our dog found an opened trash bag in our neighbors carport. Conveniently, they now pull up in two different cars, another person shows up walking their dog and when I go to collect my dog from the mayhem, what do I see? A dirty diaper, a used maxi pad and my dogs head deep in the trash bag. I shriek and he goes running and barking at the people. Maybe to protect his new found treasure. Once I catch him I need to go bathe my wet, muddy, trash faced pooch so the whole time I'm bathing him I'm hoping the turtle is still staying where I left him. Wanting to hurry, I accidentally dropped my cell phone into the bath tub which was hard to find under all the bubbles. When I get back outside to collect the turtle, it's raining harder and he's now decided to roam. Fun!